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The Day The Rice Boiled Over
One day at
Calwell High School, the date 12/11/99 (Duggie's Mum's B/day), the time
1:40pm.
Miss Pillai
the most rigid maths teacher in history finally got pushed over the edge.
This story
from eywitnesses Dean McLaren And Robert Beattie.
Due to our
restrictions on free speech, free expression and free entertainment Me
and Robbie spend most of our maths time attempting to use Miss Pillai
QUOTE "A Punching bag to be kicked and punched around".
We had just
finished lunch and we came to maths. We took our seats like good little
slaves, she told us to sit down and then continued to yell something at
us in some chinky language, we then shut up.
Trying to
get us into the lesson she wrote something on the board. And Nick being
the mad cunt that he is came to the door and starting taking the piss out
of Miss Pillai yelling "Stop Harrass my class" because that is what she
always says to him then ran off.
He returned
yet again and proceeded to take more piss. Me and Rob were banging on the
desks like drums.
She told us
we sucked and continued writing on the board.
Then when
the WHOLE class was quite (including Me and Robbie) she started yelling
out something like she had a sudden bout of terrets syndrome. She was yelling
something like this..
"This is your
test in two weeks, I'm going to make it so hard for all of you because
you piss me off so much" At this point tears were rolling down her cheeks.
Then she grabbed
all her work and the sheets we were meant to be doing, swore at us all,
slammed the door as hard as she could...
This immediatley lead to a outbreak of laughter from Me and Rob, we heard later that the skanky bitch was crying and the lock on the door was busted..
FOR THE RECORD
Robie And Dean
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Miss Pillai
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Written By
Dean McLaren
Published
By Robbie Beattie