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For all of those people that have entirely worthless lives, have you ever considered that the world
would be better off without you? To help you on your way to the next world, I've compiled this list
of effective ways to shed your mortal coil or destroy any sense of personality or cognition. Using one
of the techniques will probably make your death more unique than your life.

1.Tie legs to the top of a building and hands to 300 lbs of dead weight that is shoved off edge of building. You should be ripped entirely in half.
2.Swan dive into a newspaper printing press.
3.Swallow ½ pound of gunpowder, then light match.
4.Acquire 93 tubes of model cement and spend two days inhaling until so much brain damage occurs that you cannot remember your own name.
5.Steal a pound of Uranium 238 from biolab and inject it into an artery causing severe radiation burns and internal hemoraging. Organs will expand and explode. Fluids will seap from every orifice.
6.Slit throat from ear to ear while standing on plastic for easy cleanup.
7.Sit upon and detonate nuclear weapon for instant vaporization.
8.Hire a military transport helicopter to drop a giant boulder on you.
9.Use electro-muscle pads to repeatedly flexible muscles while hooked up to an IV feeding into a garabage bag. Entire body's blood supply will be pumped into bag over the next 8-10 hours.
10.Open doors to tall elevator and jump into shaft when elevator is on higher floor.
11.Charter boat to take you to the Mariannes ocean trench and tie refrigerator to legs. Shove fridge overboard and join it on a journey into the abyss.
12.Hire helicopter to take you over a live volcano and jump into lava (be sure to hire a camera crew to witness your only worthwhile moments).
13.Jump into a grinder at a meat processing plant and become ingredient in hot dogs.
14.Call God an asshole to his face.
15.Hunt down and kill mafia figures. Announce your identity and wait for retribution.
16.Fake papers for lobotomy after checking into hospital for some made up illness.
17.Mug drug dealer in the hood and then walk down the street.
18.Wear opposite gang colors in gang controlled territory.
19.Rob bank, but wait in bank until place is surround. Then begin executing hostages near a window, giving the SWAT sniper a clear shot.
20.Lock yourself in a meat locker over the weekend.